hang all the mistletoe i m gonna get to know you better this christmas and as we trim the tree how much fun it s gonna be together this christmas fireside is blazing bright we re caroling through the night and this christmas will be a very special christmas for me presents and cards are here my world is filled with cheer and you this christmas and as i look around your eyes outshine the town they do this christmas fireside is blazing bright we re caroling through the night and this christmas will be a very special christmas for me

mary go round i d like to see you when the summer sun sets down straight from the pages into memories that hang around i can t believe that there is nowhere you can go and not be found without sound from the pages of the morning when you mentioned you re worthless to me hand over hand the pages turn the pages without sound turn on empty hands tonight will end without sound mary go round hold back the hand me downs and bring back the bright sound head for the razor broken bottle hangman run arounds time for the message to return with the sender unsigned and without sound from the pages of the morning when you mentioned you re worth less to me it s a battle you can t win it s a battle you ll lose it s a battle you can t win it s a battle you ll lose it s a battle you can t win it s a battle you ll lose it s a battle you can t win it s a battle you ll lose hand over hand the pages turn the pages without sound turn on empty hands tonight will end without sound mary go round i d like to see you when the summer sun sets down

just hear those sleigh bells jingle ing ring ting tingle ing too come on it s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you hoo come on it s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you giddy up giddy up giddy up let s go let s look at the snow we re riding in a wonderland of snow giddy up giddy up giddy up it s grand just holding your hand we re gliding along with the song of a wintery fairy land our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we we re snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be let s take the road before us and sing a chorus or two come on come on it s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you giddy up giddy up giddy up let s go let s look at the snow we re riding in a wonderland of snow giddy up giddy up giddy up it s grand just holding your hand we re gliding along with the song of a wintery fairy land our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we we re snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be let s take the road before us and sing a chorus or two come on it s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you sleigh ride together with you sleigh ride together with you

i want a hippopotamus for christmas only a hippopotamus will do don t want a doll no dinky tinker toys i want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy i want a hippopotamus for christmas i don t think santa claus will mind do you he won t have to use a dirty chimney flue just bring him through the front door that s the easy thing to do i can see me now on christmas morning creeping down the stairs oh what a joy and what surprise when i open up my eyes to see a hippo hero standing there i want a hippopotamus for christmas only a hippopotamus will do no crocodiles no rhinoceroses i only like hippopotamuses and hippopotamuses like me too mom says a hippo would eat me up but then teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian there s lots of room for him in our two car garage i d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage i can see me now on christmas morning creeping down the stairs oh what joy and what surprise when i open up my eyes and see a hippo hero standing there i want a hippopotamus for christmas only a hippopotamus will do no crocodiles or rhinoceroses es i only like hippopotamuses es and hippopotamuses like me too

boundless water in an eternity frame of mind and all thats lost is our time peaks break through open sky that grasps for land below mountains climb and topple on themselves steel breaks wave and sounds lull us to sleep all things drift quietly away forget your cell phone man it won t work here forget your cell phone man it won t work here it won t work here it won t work here it won t work here my camera s zoom it captures all that might embrace it unsteadied ice creates the wake in deeper places oh darling i can t bare the thought of separation the years will pass and we ll forget of how this made us there is substance in this silence the proof of what surrounds us photographs are a mirror image look deep and see yourself in them seasickness ancient forests and water creatures keep us from thinking about home

you all know the fucking score everybody on the floor put your hands where i can see them we re not playing around one little move and you re in the ground we live on our own set of rules take everything and everyone down with you we are a desperate kind but this is a ruthless time when i hit rock bottom i go looking for friends in the filthiest places yeah yeah i make ends meet cause i m a bad man bad when i hit rock bottom the party has arrived we won t be taken alive we live on our own set of rules take everything and everyone down with you we are a desperate kind but this is a ruthless time what if they just shut the lights out so caught up in your digital world what happens now what if they just shut the lights out and all the city lights go black what happens now what if they just shut the lights out so caught up in your digital world what happens now lights out lights out you all know the fucking score everybody on the floor put your hands where i can see them we re not fucking around one little move and you re in the ground lights out

how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you now what the fuck does that do ya feel better now i didn t let ya pass how bout i stop my car and beat your fuckin ass how many times will my neighbor beat his wife somewhere in that house there s a butcher knife fuckin drunk swingin his fist about why don t she wait til he sleeps then take him out how many times will i sit in a hot car traffic jam been sittin for a fuckin hour must be an accident i hope nobody died finally get there and the crash is on the other side the gawkers roll by and creep slow hopin they can see a mangled body show some park and stand there and watch it all with their kids they point and fuckin stare and just look i remember one time i was pulled over handcuffed the cop was like show s over people watching hoping that he shoots me i just wanted to choke their fuckin heads how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i wait in a line it s three thirty i fuckin got here at nine i m finally up to the front can t wait another minute why am i here to pay a fuckin parking ticket the lady at the counter acts like a fuckin bitch no smiles no help you re just a piece of shit i m gettin pissed calm down fuck it forget it back to my car and there it is another ticket how many times will a crackhead smoke crack and ask me for some money cause he wants crack give him money again he s comin back walk away and here s another gimme crack how many time will a kid give a dirty look a little punk ass bitch tryin to be a crook i wrote the book i was out robbin liquor stores when you were just a nut stain in your mama s drawers how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will you steal my car stereo it don t even work ya feel like a bitch don t ya i vacuum all the fuckin glass off from my seat i sit down i got a piece stuck in my butt cheek how many times did i walk in and just sit and have to listen and learn all this bullshit learnin history and science fuckin wait knowin that will that put food on my plate yeah can i walk into mcdonald s and to the counter and tell em you can make limestone from gunpowder will they give me a cheeseburger if i know that shit fuck no fuck you and shut your fuckin lips how many times will a judge decide my fate who is he a bitch nothing great he takes shits and fucks his old floppy wife plays with his balls and judges my life how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry how many times will i ask myself why how many times how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry juggla juggla fuck with the juggla juggla juggla fuck with the juggla juggla juggla fuck with the juggla juggla juggla fuck with the juggla dog i peels caps all day long motherfucker really they call me the big wheeler cap peeler you know what i m sayin whoa i run this whole motherfucker the whole block dog cool they call me the king the big king king killa big wheeler cap peeler yeah whoa that s cool man that s what they call me around this motherfucker i run this bitch i got this bitch locked down i m a big gangbanger man a gangbanger i m a gangbanger motherfucker out here see they ain t think that we was gangbangin out in this neighborhood but they don t know about me and my clique dog whoa and if you all wanna be down yeah shit we can sit down and talk you know what i m sayin when when georgy get your ass in here right now and finish your homework uh uh uh here i come now alright dog i gotta go man okay but look meet me here tomorrow after school georgy oh wait i got yearbook alright meet me here around 5 30 tomorrow dog dude for sure come get your ass in here dude you better go you re gonna get in trouble alright guys peace i hope he doesn t get grounded dude yeah me too cause then we couldn t be gangbangers 1

you left our mom with three little kids without a dime of child support she worked three jobs for mad years to provide for us while you just bounced without never looking back you aren t even worth the anger but if i ever seen you again i would just start punching you in your face until your teeth caved in just out of respect for our moms dear dead beat dad suck a fat dick coward we turned out dangerous and high powered i thank god you wasn t around to instill your bitchness in our business faint memories yeah i have some a clear conscious you don t have one what kind of heartless fool takes off on three kids and a wife you soft sorry rick hope you like dick cause you ll be sucking em in hell you prick don t it feel like you forgot some people look in the mirror don t you see evil left us for dead never looked back all that having a father you took that well fuck you cause i never understood that and if we ever cross paths i ma react fuck my dad fuck my deadbeat dad punk bitch couldn t hang and i m glad if your dad s like richard bruce and you got something to say scream thanks for nothing bitch fuck my dad fuck my deadbeat dad punk bitch couldn t hang and i m glad if your dad s like richard bruce and you got something to say scream thanks for nothing bitch your own brother tried to pick up the pieces but saw nothing but doom for these kids and in the void you left stepped in a satan that has affected our family now for generations we still feel that pain to this day and i m blaming it on your for laming us away no child support no help no care where the fuck was you in our lives nowhere that fucking blows my mind i can t fathom the bitch in you i hope you hear this and it sickens you pig no thanks to you bitch i got a hottie ass wife and two beautiful kids a family worldwide i ain t doing bad i hope you re broke alone and sad i swear to god i ll be glad eat a fist up you gutless bastard of a man and if i meet you i m sockin you it s always been the plan fuck my dad fuck my deadbeat dad punk bitch couldn t hang and i m glad if your dad s like richard bruce and you got something to say scream thanks for nothing bitch fuck my dad fuck my deadbeat dad punk bitch couldn t hang and i m glad if your dad s like richard bruce and you got something to say scream thanks for nothing bitch my dead beat dad my dead beat dad mr richard bruce is a dead beat dad somewhere in arizona a prison guard it figures you d be a fuckin pig in the yard whoever you are wherever you go my family tree will always know what a ho richard bruce was and is or is it rick you ain t worth this beat bitch you make me sick fuck my dad fuck my deadbeat dad punk bitch couldn t hang and i m glad if your dad s like richard bruce and you got something to say scream thanks for nothing bitch fuck my dad fuck my deadbeat dad punk bitch couldn t hang and i m glad if your dad s like richard bruce and you got something to say scream thanks for nothing bitch he ain t shit he ain t shit he ain t shit thanks for nothing bitch he ain t shit he ain t shit he ain t shit thanks for nothing bitch happy fathers day fucker 1

epic rap battles of history robocop vs the terminator begin freeze i suggest you use your right to remain silent before i show your gobot ass some detroit violence i m like an x wing commander cause i stay on target i take over these streets like i m a farmers market i wonder where the cyberdyne research went that they couldn t fix your funky hans and franz accent they sent you back to kill a child but he s defeating you still they should have made a time travelling morning after pill and i didn t think i had any feelings left inside me but my heart was surely broken after terminator 3 i m robocop and i got the flow to beat roided out c 3po i got the mic control like alt delete your move creep wrong i have detailed files on the conclusion of your trilogy that movie failed detroit worse than the automotive industry i am t 800 cyberdyne systems model 101 and i ll be sweeping up your robo bits like paperclips when i m done my rapping attack is a massive dispatch of bazookas and gats and grenades that rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that puny peashooter that fits in your leg we re not the same you peel away my perfect skin you find super computers you look like krang wearing a cold pressed juicer they left off your balls when your suit was created i still love you alex bullshit your sex life is terminated based on my detailed analysis of the lyrical structure of battle raps it s time for your next shit verse and then i ll be back you don t know love you don t know honor you only know a programmed robot boner for john connor ocp gave me the skills to wreck this i can t help it if i m fresh it s my prime directive i ll punch through your face hole and rip out your vocal chords then mail your space helmet back to geordi la forge nice try but i m too quick on the draw what can go wrong for you will creep murphy s law chill out dickwad your emotions are wrecking your flow i couldn t find a decent rhyme in your line if i was in search mode you re too slow i blow more steam through machines than a barista it s judgement day baby hasta la vista who won whos next you decide epic melting and morphing noises rap battles of history 4

mc chris is dead and he ain t never coming back you should have been nicer when he were blazing up the track no well wishers just bitches talking trash cause the aftermath is saying that rap is whack on arrival watch his rivals revel the jealous relish the moment their opponent went sublevel six feet under what a bummer it s no wonder the waste could have been a contender now maggots munch on his face mc s often in his coffin lying down lost in thought groupies gather at the grave and done throw posies on the pot haters hate off in the distance telescoping with binocs smoking basket after laughing get their knickers in knots they play in the park in the dark where they spark a spliff raise it high in the sky and cry this hit is for chris then they ll tell the tale of how he really was a pimp hands wanted to be on chicks wanted to be on his dick i ll wait til the day s end when the moon is high and then i ll rise with the tide with a lust for life i ll amass an army and we ll harness a horde and then we ll limp across the land until we stand at the shore i ll wait til day s end when the moon is high and then i ll rise with the tide with a lust for life i ll amass an army and we ll harness a horde and then we ll limp across the land until we stand at the shore mc chris is dead and it s dreadfully morbid he forfeits forever free for the poor kids once filled to the bonnet with demonic endorphins now his power range is restrained no more mighty morphin we couldn t close the lid there ll be no bids on his toys no will for the rumor mill no bills to enjoy he kept every penny cept the two on his eyes now the digger s at denny s gettin cheese on his fries as for the babies and their mommas there ll be drama for days looks like he got his likeness now it s time to get paid so many starvin marvin garden claimin mc s seed but he s a seedless grape making pace in the rv it s a croc in the pot that s fraught of it bein a mock death he s got the awesomest posthumous box set they re airbrushing mc on plain white tees another life lost to violence silence if you please i ll wait til the day s end when the moon is high and then i ll rise with the tide with a lust for life i ll amass an army and we ll harness a horde and then we ll limp across the land until we stand at the shore i ll wait til day s end when the moon is high and then i ll rise with the tide with a lust for life i ll amass an army and we ll harness a horde and then we ll limp across the land until we stand at the shore my name is mc chris and yo i can t get laid now they lay me to rest how am i gonna get paid these quarters are cramped and i m crazy claustrophobic consider it noted i feel belittled and bloated i better bust out in a hurry cause i ain t hating the road then i can barely bust a move because my body is broken but i m covered in collections thought you can t take it with you someone pass me a tissue while they gnash on my tissue somebody pray to vishnu any deity will do i claw at my satin ceiling i got nothing to lose and through the dirt and the thick mud i ll tunnel like dig dug or the underminer my desire s the big buck can i convey the basement without wasting my words fossilization s what i m facing unless defacement occurs so i rise to the occasion there s no waiting for worms and please no zombie player haters man what have we learned i ll wait til the day s end when the moon is high and then i ll rise with the tide with a lust for life i ll amass an army and we ll harness a horde and then we ll limp across the land until we stand at the shore i ll wait til day s end when the moon is high and then i ll rise with the tide with a lust for life i ll amass an army and we ll harness a horde and then we ll limp across the land until we stand at the shore2

epic rap battles of history mitt romney vs barack obama begin i m not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts i m rich i got fat stacks and super pacs we all know what went down in that 2008 election you re a decent politician with a winning complexion you re all barack and no bite been no change and we re all still hoping that you ll shut your mouth but like guantanamo bay they re both open you re from the windy city where you re looking pretty with your blowhards but come january you ll be left evicted and with no job raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when i spit a phrase knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days you see this silver spoon this dug mass out of debt took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8 you feel that barry you re old news everyone s having doubts and your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you ve done nothing about call me a vicious businessman cause romney s stealing this race i ll go bain capital on your donkey ass restructure your face they say your father was a great man you must be what s left need to stop hatin on gays let em teach you how to dress you got the momma jeans and a mr fantastic face so rich and white it s like i m running gainst a cheesecake republicans need a puppet and you fit got their hands so far up your rear call you mitt i m the head of state you re like a head of cabbage bout to get smacked by my stimulus package you re a bad man with no chance you can t even touch me i got four more years in the white house just trust me i hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half cause right now i m 47 through kicking your ass whatever that 40 thing got you real mad what did it remind you how many decent parents you had uh look i respect all religions uh but it might get crazy if the white house has a first second and a third lady ha don t bring up wives man what are you doing you got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing uh let me be clear uh don t get it twisted we ll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it ahhuuhhhaa you re a stuttering communist oh yeah well you re stupid you re stupid nuh uh errggg errggg cawwww by the power invested in me by this giant bald bird the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds you i wanna like you don t talk about change just do it i fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it and you moneybags you re a pancake you re flip floppity it s a country not a company you can play like monopoly i ll properly reach across the aisle and bitch smack you as equals of the people by the people for the people eagle who won who s next you decide epic rap battles of history 11

epic rap battles of history frank sinatra vs freddie mercury begin ho what s wrong with your face baby yikes with those teeth when you re through there ll be no dust left to bite christ newsflash kid this is show business show some class when you dress shave that bush off your lips boom your band s named queen huh ain t that sweet you dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat that s what s wrong with you people you ll do anything to get famous you changed your name to mercury you should ve been freddie uranus you think i haven t heard those things before you re just a bully who s too scared to go to war you had a hit song called my way but someone else wrote it you re the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents you ve got four notes in your whole range you can t act and you can t dance i m more powerful than you when i m wearing women s pants why do you stand there in a suit it s like you re trying to bore me when i rock the uk south america gets horny because my songs have balls they re the anthems of victory your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy you re in the pocket of the mafia and everybody knows guinea dago guinea dago guinea dago figaro easy jaws of life i can t stand a racist i love the coloreds and the queers just ask sammy davis look we all want to swing baby but you took it too far you played butthole roulette and you lost the draw i took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed i didn t leave a mark on history i french kissed it i m a champion of the world extinguished in his prime so kiss my ass frankie but you ll have to wait in line who won who s next you decide eeeeeepic eeeeeepic eeeeeepic rap battles of history 10

here it comes can t you see that we re tough guys and we have feelings take my hand close your eyes with you right here imma shed a tear and cry don t be afraid to cry cry you can still be a manly guy guy just cry don t be afraid to cry cry let it free fall from your eyes eyes wake up see a sunrise let it free fall from your eyes start my day and i read a sonnet got got a soft cheek with a tear on it step out and the skies are clear i m a man and i have no fear take a step and i land in crap i let it out no holding back here it comes can t you see that we re tough guys and we have feelings take my hand close your eyes with you right here imma shed a tear and cry don t be afraid to cry cry you can still be a manly guy guy just cry don t be afraid to cry cry let it free fall from your eyes eyes baby we can go out on a first date but you come and pick me up half an hour late girl i m not gonna lie that you almost made me cry but i m a masculine man ill be ok yeah your place toy story 3 the greatest all time kid s movie but i forgot andy leaves woody and now the tears are coming right back over me here it comes can t you see that we re tough guys and we have feelings take my hand close your eyes with you right here imma shed a tear and cry don t be afraid to cry cry you can still be a manly guy guy just cry don t be afraid to cry cry let it free fall from your eyes eyes

it s getting better everyday i think i may have accidentally found my way throw my cares away i might as well be a ok it all happens for a reason so they say i won t stand in the way none of us have control maybe it s time we all let go and no one said it would be easy wishing that it could be but it s not for us to understand and lately when the pressure starts to break me i don t fight or run for safety i just smile throw up my hands cause this is who i am i ve fought the fights i ve walked alone licked my wounds and searched for truth away from home set out to prove you wrong i ve paid the cost to play the fool won and lost i think i ve broken all the rules dying seems so cool none of us have control maybe it s time we all let go and no one said it would be easy wishing that it could be but it s not for us to understand and lately when the pressure starts to break me i don t cry or run for safety i just smile throw up my hands cause this is who i am played the game and i guess it s just bout time that i made my stand dammit i ve been everything but me for y all but not no mo the pretendings ending no breaking bending no faking blending i ve been fighting fending all the lies you got to be kidding me i know me better than anyone else i know i swear gonna grow my hair or maybe cut it what if i don t what if i do whats it to you i didn t stu stu stutter leave it or love it brother yeah yeah yeah no one said it would be easy wishing that it could be but it s not for us to understand when the pressure starts to break me i don t fight or run for safety i just smile throw up my hands cause this is who i am

mc the name my kick is the crane display wide range of shit for dem hanes you pella like panes i m hella teh lame a chemical craze some find hard to face a rhymer for days rhyme cause it pays eat frito lays whenever i m blazed my skull s on fire so call me nick cage dress in all black so please call me chris gaines you wanted a jam put others to shame here i am the title i claim in world full of blains i m just a ducky lucky in love cause these hoes wanna fuck me i m not a jock do not like sports i punch a clock chocked full of force like to drink beers and chill with my friends then turn on mc cause it s for the win mc chris mc chris for the win mc chris for the win mc chris for the win dope mc s in disbelief mc rhyme john flip da beats pimp the bill we fill the seats kick us out we fill the streets mic magician check the sleeves no tricks my schtick s my masterpiece you know how i spell that fast relief mc stands for master chief hip to be squares won t admit defeat while they inhale antihistamines now please spark a spliff of the crystal kief then try to beat me at soul callibur 3 feelin fatigued just gettin started chillin with chicks who are gonna get carded livin this life til i m dearly departed now open a window cause somebody farted mc chris mc chris for the win mc chris for the win mc chris for the win

shake that booty wipe them tears work that body fight them fears speak your mind and let them hear defend yourself cause you re not weird we got balloons and paper plates party favors ice cream cake turtle necks and circle frames one eye s hidden behind my bangs got black jeans i got doc martens skin that s thick and a heart that s hardened lives have ended party started pocket full of pencils let s get arty no big whoop ain t no thang dance pants on and a disco brain i feel no pain got no nerve endings now check the e vite that i m sending i m gonna have myself an emo party i will invite all of my emo friends we will put all our records on and dance and dance and dance until we don t feel sad i don t wanna be sad no more i just wanna get on the dance floor in this case the carpet might sound far fetched goes into my art and makes me an artist why i suffer why i moan why i feel bad so bad to the bone grind my teeth demolish my molars erratic emotion cause i m mostly bipolar shake that ass write that blog get out the word while you work that jaw write that poem squirt them guts you re not alone yo you re not nuts are you depressed suicidal lacking liquids that are vital come to my party it s like oz it s where we go to shake them blahs i m gonna have myself an emo party i will invite all of my emo friends we will put all our records on and dance and dance and dance until we don t feel sad i m gonna have myself an emo party i will invite all of my emo friends we will put all our records on and dance and dance and dance until we don t feel sad

spare the rod spoil the child fuck that shit i m about to go wild went to the backyard found myself a switch wimpy little shit is about to get hit upside the head with a bucket of sand fucking shit up cause i m fuckin intense i m tenser than fuck i m denser than shrubs i m straight out the pub with a fistful of fuck you whatcha gonna do where you gonna sit beat that bad butt with a hickory stick lickity split sick of these kids want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs fuck em up quick don t miss my game every little sound a little light in my brain so don t complain like i m always saying might get the belt or the bicycle chain smackababy in the morning smackababy in the light smackababy in the evening if you re feelin like a fight smackababy in your home smackababy on a train smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy beat that boy hurl that girl heres two tickets to a tilt a whirl pump that pup choke that chap show em who s boss ain t takin no crap ain t takin no mess ain t takin no guff ain t takin no less so you better bite your tongue better watch your mouth better stay in line gonna get gone or i m gonna get mine so shut the fuck up and let me chill bring me a beer and a bottle of pills sit real still don t make a peep or i ll get my sickle and reap my seed i love you kid cause you re my kin tv s on and you don t say shit take off your shoes and stay off the couch and just get lost shut your motherfuckin mouth smackababy in the morning smackababy in the light smackababy in the evening if you re feelin like a fight smackababy in your home smackababy on a train smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy smackababy in the morning smackababy in the light smackababy in the evening if you re feelin like a fight smackababy in your home smackababy on a train smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy smackababy in the morning smackababy in the light smackababy in the evening if you re feelin like a fight smackababy in your home smackababy on a train smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy smackababy smackababy smackababy c mon smackababy make me go crazy

i m friends with a creeper that lives in my world you can call me a weirdo a loser a nerd stop trying to save me by swinging your sword you think i m crazy by risking my safety from the very day i spawned into this world from the next you could say i was nothing better than an ugly train wreck started out with nothing no one not fun punching wood blocks in the burning sun when you re done you take a hit cause it s not like it s like i got a wife and kids to enjoy it with queue in my friend charging toward me sword drawn let s go it s on thought i was under attack but it turns out he too just wanted a friend to watch his back turns out he too just wanted a friend to watch his back i m friends with a creeper that lives in my world you can call me a weirdo a loser a nerd stop trying to save me by swinging your sword you think i m crazy by risking my safety it s no big deal it s easy to say you re my friend when all the hard work is done but where were you when i built myself from the ground up working and working and slaving away no one was here except this creeper to stay best friends representing what it takes to fight strong and not bend cause he can depend on me and me on him through the thick and the thin and the truth is we ve grown closer than anyone could have ever imagined they think our friendship is hopeless and tragic they say he ll blow i don t think it will happen cause i m no longer saddened or feeling abandoned nor shocked by the magic it s just i m in traction cause i can t believe this is actually happening start with a cabin built our way to a mansion till we defeat the ender dragon i m friends with a creeper that lives in my world you can call me a weirdo a loser a nerd stop trying to save me by swinging your sword you think i m crazy by risking my safety it s no big deal2

i thought we d always be together and for a minute we were severed but now we re back and now we re better you re the one that has my heart i made a mess of countless blessings you caught me before i could confess things i said i m sorry i m such a sex fiend cross your fingers then restart ever feel emo when you re readin for fun you envision that you re the hero who is needin someone the hero s love is lost due to death most extreme so you call up your betrothed tell the truth and come clean i said your name every day we were apart i almost went insane without you havin my heart i couldn t sleep couldn t eat couldn t function in fact i thought love was but thunder i was under attack relationships are vacant ships without the captain and crew bad break ups can be with us matters who it happens to wanted something better without knowing that you got it if we re bein honest we both know i m no adonis take two take her time no more rushing this shit go on dates anticipate take breaks and commit communicate with your mate because you might takes fights synchronize skype negotiate a netflix night i thought we d always be together and for a minute we were severed but now we re back and now we re better you re the one that has my heart i made a mess of a countless blessings you caught me before i could confess things i said i m sorry i m such a sex fiend cross your fingers then restart

killshot james bond style james bond style i m a secret agent call me double o 7 i m sorry that i told you now i guess i ve got to kill ya the british royal navy isn t quite so forgiving but honestly no one will miss you i get a brand new car every single mission i make them raise the bar aston martin bmw and jaguar forget about resale value cause i trash them all trash them trash them all i m not going to lie most of the women die that i m with they live for it i m invincible i m killing criminals while drinking a martini every bullet that you shoot goes right past me killshot james bond style james bond style kill kill kill kill killshot james bond style kill kill kill kill james bond style kill kill kill kill hey moneypenny kill kill kill kill hey moneypenny kill kill kill kill every time i m in a bind i always seem to get free i just play my villains ego and he starts his long speech about how the world is doomed once he finally kills me please sir i was bluffing i m obsessed with puns every time i kill a man i come up with one but sometimes my one liners have different outcomes die choking on the barrel of my gun no not that gun this one every night every night i get laid should i check for aids i m invincible i m killing criminals while drinking a martini i like my martini in a very specific way martini james bond style james bond style shaken shaken not stirred martini james bond style this isn t james bond style